Embarrassing . . .

Oh! What's Occurring?
How's it hanging???
Slightly to the left, why thank you.

Don't you just hate it when your in a bar chatting to your friends and in the corner of your eye your secretly watching that person who you REALLY fancy. Then you make that smooth walk to the bar, turn around and knock about three pints over. Everyone looks, great!
Smooth!!!
Yeah that might have been me last night!
Rubbish!!

Cloud everywhere today, to the point where you couldn't see a bloody thing! Another highlight of living at 2100ft.
Spring is in full swing he in France at the moment. On a short trip to the delights of Bourg (The end of the line for the Eurostar) not only did we see ladybirds mating in the car park of Super U, birds, horses and even people were full on at it! Well not actually at it but pretty much.
It is rather bizarre going from windy snowy cloudiness and then in a few moments your surrounded by green fields, trees in full bloom and animals shagging.
Amazing!!

Tuesday is on the horizon and that's always a good day. Not only is it our day off, this week I get our room to myself, its pay day and we're going to get very very drunk!
Good times!
I was chatting to a friend on MSN yesterday about how I may have to go to social rehabilitation when I return to the UK as I won't be able to go to a bar every night after work or chill out all day between the hours of 10am and 5pm!
Never mind every cloud has a silver lining. At least I get to drive again yah!
I do have some rather special games to bring back with me, like kiss roulette, zip zap bong and the great Esprit game! They are going to be amazing in the kitchen.

Watch out Carlyon Bay Hotel, Nathan's coming back!!
PJ's Golden Boi has will return and this time he;s taken no prisoners.
That is all
x o x o

Agony Aunts!

Seriously who actually writes into them??
Lately guest have been leaving their trashy magazines in the chalet and out of pure boredom I've been having a quick flick through. Okay maybe I should be doing the cleaning instead but still!
With a good cross section of gossip magazines we've been comparing the most pointless and stupid entries.
Some of my favourites consist of:-
A women who wanted to know if taking cocaine whilst she was pregnant was bad for her
A women who didn't want to sleep with her boyfriend in case she was crap in bed
Someone's boyfriend watched porn to much and she found it 'Unsettling!'
One man was to really fat but didn't have time to loose weight.
And possibility my favourite one . . . .
Girlfriend walks in on her boyfriend in bed with his best mate, whilst in women's clothes, “Could he be gay?”
If people actually have these so called 'Real Life' problems what on earth makes them write into 'Bella' Magazine or 'Now' for other wasters to read??
I mean hands up I'll buy 'Heat' magazine if I'm bored and have some loose change in my pocket, simply for the laughs and pictures of celeb's doing nothing!!
Maybe I'll start up a gossip magazine. People could write to me with their problems and I'd reply with realistic answers.
Mark 25 from Preston:-
“I think my girlfriend is having an affair, what should I do?”
Nathan Says:-
“That's easy Mark, your clearly S**t in bed and failed to impress her. I suggest you hire a prostitute. Who are they to judge and if they do, tell her to look in the mirror, she's the hore!
Best Wishes Nathan x x ”
Any idea's for a magazine name???
Let me know yeah Nathanimal69@gmail.com
Meanwhile back in the so called 'Real World' everyone lost an hours sleep last night. Man that was the last thing we needed! Having little spend age to hand and everyone recovering from our penultimate change-over day, team Neilson in Les Arcs decided to spend the whole day in bed recovering!
I haven't had a duvet day for bloody ages, man did I forget how amazing they are! If you haven't had a duvet day for a long time have one tomorrow. Its proven to be good for your health and everything!
Unfortunately like most good things, it had to come to an end!!!
Back to the smiley world of 'Front of house'
Chow for now brother's and sisters!
x o x o

Off Of The 80's!

Afternoon troops!
Still listening to the mindless babel fresh off of Les Arcs, then are we?
Good so you should be.

Straight into it tonight then . . . .
Last night was our 80's themed night where we all dressed up in tight track suits, neon head bands and leg warmers.
What a sight that was! And to make it worse we didn't really have a reason to do it, I think we all needed an excuses to do something random and not be the sensible company for once!
Photo's attached make your own judgement wither we look mental or fresh out of the closet.






With Flash dance behind us I had to work my day off this morning as the ceiling in the chalet mildly collapsed last night due to a water leak!
CIR ahoy off I went shopping for chocolates and champagne to say a little sorry oh behalf of the company.
How bleed orange am I???

Whilst out 'On Tour' last night there was an AC/DC band playing in one of the few bars up here. Now I don't really know many songs to honest other than 'Highway to Hell' and that other one which goes “yeah, yeah, yeah” but what part of the act does the lead singer get naked and then start dry bumming members of the audience??
That was a strange act and then to top it off some Phat bird got up on stage and started waving her wabb's around like a windmill!
But I think the real cherry on the cake was during the walk home when we bumped into the bloody stuffed badger people, complete with the stuffed badger . . .
Whhhyyyyyyy???
Its ear did brake off to just prove how rank it is, beware Les Arcs 2000 there's a badgers ear lying around resort somewhere!!
Whhhhhuuuuuttt!


Right I'm off to get Pizza, a night of weekly tradition!
See you laters all
x o x o

FAIL!!!

Fail Blog, Is the next best thing on the internet (Mine Being The 1st)

I found this website after a friend recommend it to me. It sports such classic pictures and videos like this one . . .

All it is, is basic human FAIL's!!

Amazing check it out for yourself @ http://failblog.org/

So I found out when I'm coming home today, I'm gonna keep it a little secret for a little longer just in case it changes, but I'm so excited!

I keep having very random dreams these last couple of nights. It could be due to the high levels of alcohol in taken recently.

Last night we only went to two bars and came home wasted, touched up and very happy!

Lets hope that continues!

Night All x x

Zac's Back . . . And So Am I!

(In a Geordie ascent) “How Do?????”
I'm back!
With a little more time on my hands now the session is coming to an end, I've finally had time to get back into some blog action!

So what's changed since our paths crossed last?
Well where to begin?
With three weeks left of guests and the minutes slowly ticking away until I board an aeroplane back to the delights of Gatwick airport, there's still plenty of madness going on here in Les Arcs!

1. Tom and Pilou are my new best friends in the biscuit world, sorry bourbons!
2. Our Hoody names are in and at the printers, not as good as last year but still amazing none the less!
3. My French is still fantastically rubbish!
4. I think the manager of the 'Altitude' building fancy me!
5. Our music taste has completely gone off the scale, now we're listening to a mix of hits from the 80's and the main content of Clubland 3!
Dear me what has happened to me???
I'm pretty sure there's loads more of 'Gossip Girl' style information I could give you but we maybe here for hours!

Also living with 'Becca' one of my fellow hosts, has turned us all into petty thief's. So far we've managed to borrow:
An 80's style Ho la Hoop,
A camp bed
A pink luminous safety jacket
A full sized sledge with steering wheel included
Lots of furniture
A broken snowboard
and many other random items.
I am actually dreading clean down day in our apartment!

Randomly this week one of our guests brought a stuffed Badger with them!
Who the f**k brings a stuffed bloody dead animal with them and how the hell do you get it through customs??
Sorry sir no Eggs and fruit and veg allowed into the country!
Anything to declare???
Just this dead Badger, oh that's fine then!

Zac Efron . . .
Those two magic words!
He's back in many forms. Not only did I have the special edition of High School Musical 3 dvd delivered to our chalet. Which may I add went down a MASSIVE hit with my fellow colleges!
He's also been up to a rather naughty photo shoot of him and his rather fit g/f Vanessa, in the style of Cinderella.
Take a good look for yourself.

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I personally can't wait for the new Footloose film starring Mr Efron!!
It'll be like Disney, but naughty!

And well we're on the subject of my personal likes and dislikes, how amazing is the new Calvin Harris tune?
'I'm Not Alone' not only is it fantastically euphoric and dance-tastic its just pure awesomeness.
Thanks Calvin, I'm looking forward to the new album.

Hmmmmm Right kids I should be hitting the dust trail now!
Stay tuned for more Blog action in the near future, remember I'm back now so beware!!!
No one escapes!!!
It's like Heat magazine except no one reads it!
See You Later(s) x x x