Agony Aunts!

Seriously who actually writes into them??
Lately guest have been leaving their trashy magazines in the chalet and out of pure boredom I've been having a quick flick through. Okay maybe I should be doing the cleaning instead but still!
With a good cross section of gossip magazines we've been comparing the most pointless and stupid entries.
Some of my favourites consist of:-
A women who wanted to know if taking cocaine whilst she was pregnant was bad for her
A women who didn't want to sleep with her boyfriend in case she was crap in bed
Someone's boyfriend watched porn to much and she found it 'Unsettling!'
One man was to really fat but didn't have time to loose weight.
And possibility my favourite one . . . .
Girlfriend walks in on her boyfriend in bed with his best mate, whilst in women's clothes, “Could he be gay?”
If people actually have these so called 'Real Life' problems what on earth makes them write into 'Bella' Magazine or 'Now' for other wasters to read??
I mean hands up I'll buy 'Heat' magazine if I'm bored and have some loose change in my pocket, simply for the laughs and pictures of celeb's doing nothing!!
Maybe I'll start up a gossip magazine. People could write to me with their problems and I'd reply with realistic answers.
Mark 25 from Preston:-
“I think my girlfriend is having an affair, what should I do?”
Nathan Says:-
“That's easy Mark, your clearly S**t in bed and failed to impress her. I suggest you hire a prostitute. Who are they to judge and if they do, tell her to look in the mirror, she's the hore!
Best Wishes Nathan x x ”
Any idea's for a magazine name???
Let me know yeah Nathanimal69@gmail.com
Meanwhile back in the so called 'Real World' everyone lost an hours sleep last night. Man that was the last thing we needed! Having little spend age to hand and everyone recovering from our penultimate change-over day, team Neilson in Les Arcs decided to spend the whole day in bed recovering!
I haven't had a duvet day for bloody ages, man did I forget how amazing they are! If you haven't had a duvet day for a long time have one tomorrow. Its proven to be good for your health and everything!
Unfortunately like most good things, it had to come to an end!!!
Back to the smiley world of 'Front of house'
Chow for now brother's and sisters!
x o x o