Oh Dear . . .

Just a quick one tonight as Nikki has dinner in the oven!!!

The newbies arrive tomorrow and we're all rather nervous about our training skills, I'm sure we'll be fine. 

Also we received our uniform handout this afternoon, which this year is actually amazing and I'm going to go as far as saying, we all look "Buff" in them.

This year Neilson have gone all out and fully kited us with fleaees's, jackets, long shirt tee's, polo shirts, dinner shirts, bags, the list goes on . . . . 

Cheers Pete and Pip!

Looking through the news a minute ago, I checked the BBC's coverage for Cornwall, its always good to see what's going on back home.

I wish I hadn't . . . 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/devon/7754835.stm

Seriously whats that all about????

I see Cornwall and Devon police are still as amazing as ever!!!!

Shocking, I blame the schools!

Must dash, think were off the Smokey Joe's grand opening after dinner, wow there really isn't enough time in the day!!!

Bye Bye people off of my friends x x x 

Only The French . . .

Only the French . . .
Oh it has been a strange day today!
I’ll start from the beginning shall I?
Okay so altitude dreams invaded my sleep last night, sending my head spinning fantastically out of control. Train crashes, brushing teeth competitions and escalators were all involved as well as a mixture of people. I bet one of those dream analyse books couldn’t depict that very easily.
Then when morning came around my job for the day was pretty much write a shopping list for every product you’ll need to feed 100 people in the next 7 days using these menus.
Ha can you imagine yeah, everything. From toilet roll to parsley milk to tea bags. The plan is to go shopping on Friday with this massive list and put it all on the company card, wow the power I’ve been given this morning.
Mwwwwhahahahaha!

So anyway the day continues with lunch in the chalet where I think today was possibly the only day where I actually managed to eat my 5 a day and if it couldn’t get any better it was in the space of a single meal time. . . . Awesome!

Then, and here’s the best part, the other chalets were realised for us to inspect and set up before the trainees arrive on Saturday afternoon. So in we go have a quick look around, yeah its rather small and such a weird shape on the top floor of a 4 story building.
Make the most out of it Nath, I’m telling myself and then I find the over.
Brand new, gas and electric, fu*king amazing right?
Nice grill, and then I opened the oven . . . . .
It wasn’t an oven!!!!
Can anyone guess what on earth some French inventor and decided to put at the bottom of an over, instead of the actual over???
I’ll give you a minute to think . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Okay ready for it. Underneath my amazingly new oven, instead of an actual oven it was a bloody dish washer!!!!
So from the top, encase you got lost it went
Top = Three gas rings and an electric ring
Middle = Electric grill, which I’m thinking now doubles up as an oven
Bottom = Mini dishwasher
Is it even legal to put gas, electric and water all in the space on one appliance???
Uh I just had to laugh!
I’ll try and post some pictures for you tomorrow as I didn’t have my camera with me at the time.

Also on this day which seams for and more like an episode off of the Twilight Zone, Spencer, my new supervisor was running through lots of exciting and new things for us this season when out of the blue that bloody phrase came out to play again
“Nath you write a blog right???”
I thinking oh God will this ever end???
“I want you to write the Neilson Blog for Les Arcs this year”
Oh okay cool, random!!

So there you go another silly day in the mountains.
More tomorrow, but I don’t need to tell you that, I’m sure you’ll be back!

Snowage . . .

The snow continues to fall here in the Alps and it’s bloody amazing. But there is one downside to lots of fresh powder.
Shovelling the freaking drive ways and balconies.
Seriously I think I have moved around 3 tonnes of snow today. The terrace at the Aalborg was one thing, but clearing the whole drive of the chalet we’ve just moved into was another. Yeah less of the snow clearing please.
Everybody was feeling slightly mellow today; I think the nonstop binge of alcohol has finally taken its evil and twisted toll on us all. It is funny because the amount of peer pressure is unreal. Not necessarily from the other people who you go out with but the bar owners themselves.
To kind of up keep and insure you get your free round of shots when you go out,
“Ah the Neilson guys” and then before you know it the shot glasses are out, lined up and being filled with some random liquid. You think,
“Oh no, not toffee vodka again!”
Damn you bar men, keeping us all poor and out of pocket. Is it guests time yet? We need the tips!!!

My blog is just spiralling out of control, I’m worried. First my Cousin was reading it, then I discovered that my Uncle reads it, subsequently a few days ago it emerged that my Mum now get her daily dose of Nathaniel Benjamin, but this has to top it. Some of the other guys have been reading over summer time, secretly noting it all down and remembering it, which is cool, but now the word is out in resort,
“Nath, someone said you’re a really good writer?”
“Ummmm, who told you that?”
“Heidi said, I’ve read your blog and it is well amazing”
As if, now the pressure is really on and people are coming out, at random times, with quotes like, “Ha ha can I be on your blog?”
Or
“Bet this will be on your blog later Nath?”
It is really strange, I never realised I was so popular, ha yeah right, enjoy the lime light Nath.

Fraiser and Scotch are sat in front of me talking about various different jumps and tricks on their snowboards.
I’m so lost, front side, pop, heel clip, backward hit . . . What the heck??? I’m such an amateur it is rather funny.
Oh well roll on the season, let’s have you . . . . .

Famous Last Words . . .

Heidi’s statement of the season:-
“This is going to be my one and ONLY shot of the season”
Hmmmmm we’ll see by the end of April.
Hello people off of Google and such other places as Facebook and Myspace. (Other social networks are available)How art thou??
I have today off, which is a god send after going out last night, the pictures are online if you fancy a lookage. Although I don’t think anybody really knows what to do with themselves. None of the shops in the resort are open yet and not many of the bars even bother to open up until late afternoon. The weathers really good today, hot and clear skies so I’m thinking maybe some sun bathing action.
Also I think dehydration may have started to set in. I just feel so thirsty today, maybe it’s because there’s more alcohol in my system than actual fluids needed to keep me alive. Don’t worry mum I’ll keep drinking water!
I know she reads this, Ryan told me.

Skype is amazing isn’t it??? I started calling home phone numbers on it yesterday. It’s so cheap to use as well, I think I spoke to my bro for about an hour and it cost an average of 20p. How crazy is that??? So watch out everybody not only will you be getting the drunken texts this season, but you’ll more than likely to experience so internet telephone call-ness.

Owwwwww I got my uniform yesterday. It doesn’t look to bad this year, surprisingly. Someone started a horrible rumour last season that the new uniform would be Green. Ewwwww no thanks!
Its pretty much all black with a little bit of grey and then the massive orange Neilson N. Makes a nice change from the not so sexy navy blue and orange we’re all used to from last year.
Official training starts on Monday, finally. Things are getting a tad boring now. We just tend to go out for walks or to the bars.
Yesterday during a quick stop off at a coffee shop, Heidi, Scotch and I were walking around the town centre when we stumbled across the new public toilets.
They are actual amazing!!! Electric and touch sensitive, the toilet seat moves up and down when you close the door behind you, the loo roll even dispenses itself and to top it all off, when you leave the door locks and washes the entire cubical from top to bottom with hot soapy before the next person can use it. Now that’s what we need in places like Newquay. Take note Restormal council, the French know how to do it properly you know!!!!

Its Begun . . .

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired now.
Between the six of us, we’ve cleaned all 4 floors of the hotel. When I say cleaned, I mean cleaned. Bathrooms, beds, balconies, shelves, the lot! Oh the pain!
Topped with going to the pub last night and playing Zip, Zap, Bong for hours on end, it was worth it though.
The snow’s being a little slack at the moment, it pretty much rained yesterday which, quite frankly is out of order! Come on Jack or whatever your name is up there. Checking the snow reports it’s meant to dump rather heavily this weekend so look out for the pictures.
So people of the UK what’s new back home???
After downloading one of the podcasts from radio one, to my horror I discovered that, that shocking X-factor rejects last year, Same Difference have a new song out! I’m yet to hear this monstrosity but I’m sure it’ll be like Alphabeat. Well that’s the first band that I would compare them with.
Also I see that the top story in the UK today is still waffle’ in on about Jonathan Ross, who cares seriously?
I got my holiday pay from the hotel this morning; let’s just say it was totally worth working all summer and not taking any holiday off. That should sort me out for a month or three. Shame there’s no shops open in Deux Alps yet. More beer money then??

Also you know BabyBell that tragically tasteless cheese covered in red wax??
What is the point in covering in wax?? It can’t be to do with the maturing process or making it. What a waste of wax and do they use a candle? Can you imagine lots of Polish workers in the Babybell factory holding these rubber disks of cheese over a candle flame, whilst the wax melts around it? And who even eats Babybell anymore, can you even buy them still???
I don’t know!
There’s some homework for you x x x

An Insight . . .

So I’m here, back at the AALBOURG in the lovely, Blackpool of the ski resorts, Les Deux Apls. After a car trip, a plane trip, and then another a car trip, 16 hours later I arrived. Dinner on the table and free beer, I wasn’t complaining. There’s about ten of us stay here at the Aalbourg whilst we set it all up for the newbie’s training session. I washed about 100 plastic patio chairs today, not to mention the sun loungers and tables outside, the things we do for up keep ah??
So this is my home until the 8th December now, then it’s straight into resort at Les Archs. The plan is Dan, providing he gets through training and two young ladies, hopefully they will be hot and I in our resort together. Oh and guess what, Jana is my boss again, how funny!
Although I do have a very strange feeling that I will be writing something soon about how the plans gone tits up. Look out for my blog edition of “Ha Told You So!”

I’m actually rather nervous about being a trainer, if I remember my trainers last year. They were right on the mark, strict but still pretty cool. Think I can get away with that?? Yeah it’ll be fine.
Also we haven’t stopped eating since we got here, which is really nice on a hospitality side, don’t get me wrong I’m not complaining, but I seriously can’t get used to three full meals a day.
I was lucky if I ate one back home. And not a bourbon in site, honestly the first thing I did was head off down to the local Casino (Like Spar shop without the Chavs) to buy some. Gutted, oh well back to the good old Milka chocolate bars.

Anyways must dash, I think the Gang are heading out to Smithy’s tonight, my my my that could get very messy. Nikki the big boss is here tomorrow, uh-oh maybe we shouldn’t go out??
Maybe just one . . .

Later crew x x x

#This Could Be, The Start Of Something New#

That's it then, that was summer, its all over with!
The official start of winter for me tomorrow. I'm flying out to Les Deux Alpes in the morning to start my second job as winter season chalet bitch!
What will this year bring I wonder????
To make things even more interesting they've put down to train the newbies, dear God have pity on them. Oh well I'm sure it'll be okay, some how.
So say goodbye to a regular Internet connection and the luxuries of a double bed. No more Sky+ or Bourbon biscuits dipped in Soya milk encrusted tea.
Hell what am I complaining for, its totally worth the sacrifice . . .

Thanks to all the people who came out to say goodbye to me last night, I did feel rather popular, So much so, I'm going to name drop you all.
Thanks to:-
Craig and Sam, Flippo Lee, Dave, Lucy, Jenn and Garry, Emily and Ralph, Kev, Keiron with an O, Simon, Kim, Kelly, Anna, Tom W, Ryan, Princess, Arron, T-Lax, Jenna, Lee, Kegan, Tracy, Sara, Wes and finally Vikki.
How special was I???
Massive sorry if I forgotten to include anyone, but I did have a little to drink last night.
The moral of the story was Thanks very much.

So today I've spent sat in-doors waiting for all my last minute shopping to be delivered, then it was a quick whistle stop tour of the local area to say my goodbyes. Finally finishing with putting the car in the lock up and one last visit to ASDA to buy stuff for the 5 hour car journey in the morning. Exciting stuff!
I don't think its hit home yet that I'm actually leaving again for six months, that's going to be a nasty shock when I realise . . . Doh!!

Right so I really should go to bed for a little bit, thanks for reading everybody. To be perfectly honest I don't know when my next post will be, but stay tuned.
Love you all x x x
(Next edition includes free snow!)

Katy Perry Has One!

Hi people off of the world wide web thingy. .

Right straight into it today, you know Katy Perry off of the 'Hot n Cold' fame? Yeah well in her brand spanking new video that accompanies her song, she has a 'Family Guy' style, wackywavinginflatabletubeman.
I didn't even think they actually existed, but you can buy them and everything, not sure what I'm on about ????
This might explain . . .

Amazing, I want one!! Go on Katy I'm sure that your minted, buy me one for Christmas and I'll take it Snowboarding with me, ha ha ha can you imagine seeing that on the mountain.
Funny . . .

Also Leona Lewis's new song which drips in and out of Akon and that bloody, 'Locked Up, convict' noise, is actually rather good. I'll be the first to admit, when it came out, I nearly threw the Sky box out the window, but now its been milked everywhere, I find myself singing along to it. Damn you Simon Cowell and your musical knowledge and such!!!

So its my last full day to myself in St Austell today, tomorrow I have to stay in and wait for all the last minute shopping I did, to be delivered. Its my Official leaving party at the rather awful Weatherspoon's tonight, but as I always tell myself, Its not the place its the people which make your night worth while. Come on down if your out and about, tell your friends and even bring the neighbours if your desperate.
I think I finally have all the things I need and I know how I'm getting to the airport now, its looking good, touch wood!

Finally that retard, Daniel has been kicked off the Xfactor, I mean come on mate, your shit, and you sealed your fate when you sang Tom Jones. Uhhhhhh, I really hope Diana or Alexandra wins, they're the only ones left in the competition with talent . . . Good luck guys, I probably won't see the finally but I look foreword to the albums.

Its cold, time for Tea and Bourbon's . . .

Good Bye Carlyon, Hello Southampton

Hello followers of the so called "Blog"
I'm very sorri that I haven't posted in a few days, its been sooooooooo busy recently.

Kristian's birthday was a great sucsess, I've finally finished at the hotel and now I'm off to Southampton.
Crazy times, my last day in St Austell is Tuesday night, but I'm having a lovely, star studed leaving party on Monday night. The delights of St Austell's Weatherspoon's is open to the public, to come and send me off.
9pm on Monday, be there or be square!!!

Right, I was just cheaking in with you all, to prove that I'm alive, Southampton Ahoy.
Laters People x x

Southampon Trip . . . +1

Eat your biscuits Nath and feed your Eating Disorder yeah? Ha Ha only joking everybody, (Cough) moving on . . . .

So anyway as predicted, my +1 on my little road trip to Southampton has backed out on me. So this leaves me with a space in the car. Does anyone fancy a coming with me???? Leaving Friday morning, staying in a lush hotel Friday night, a quick visit to Oceania, the biggest one in the country, then coming back Saturday morning. All I ask is a small donation towards petrol. Any takers??

Enquire within people . . .

Owww its like that Paris Hilton show on MTV, . . . .'Nath's New Best Friend'
You have my number!

Sat-Nath

Oh my word, that amazingly shocking Tv program
'I was a celebrity, but now I'm washed up' is on it way back for a brand new series. With such faces as Robert Kilroy Silk and some nobody from the channel 5 weather. I really don't understand the point in this program at all. I mean does anyone actually watch it???
Hmmmm if only there was a Tv show around that embarrassed a whole bunch of lame celebrities but was actually worth watching???
Oh wait, there totally is . . .



Ha Ha that's right, BBC One's fantastic comedy, pointless Saturday night programming featuring Dale Winton, a massive wall with random shapes cut into it and finally a swimming pool. What more can you ask for???
"Bring on the wall!"

Wilst we're on the topic of Saturday night Tv, don't you just bloody hate how they run the same adverts, all night between 6pm and 11pm on a Saturday night??
I don't mind adverts but the same ones for 5 hours, in the same order. I find myself quoting them and then miming it.
Nooooooooo I don't care if Goodfella's Pizza is
"Goooooouuuuuuuuudddddd!", you annoying little puppet!

I've been lent a SatNav to get me to the lovely hotel in Southampton this week, and I've got to admit, I've never seen the point in SatNav. I mean if you can't read a road sign, then maybe you shouldn't be driving? But after fiddling about with it, I was impressed to see that it is a pretty cool little gadget.
The only downside I could find, is that I want to look at the screen more that I do the road! That's not good is it???

So Sam's house tonight. Last night was possibly the most boring night of work I've had, in a long time. I spent most of my 1-10 shift on the computer chatting to people on MSN.
Yes I am still a chef by the way, I haven't moved to reception or anything, or nothing.
(that sentence needed a something or nothing line, It just felt right?)
Also its Remembrance Day tomorrow, so please remember to do your minute silence at eleven o'clock. Not for the X-factor contestant or Simon Cowell, but for all those brave people across the world who fought for our way of life today.
Oh and its Kristian's birthday, thirty and everything!!!

Kay, laters home dogs x x x

Broken Britain Or Broken Nathan?

Britain, Britain, Britain . . .

A once magical place, rich in wealth and prosperous living, an envied place to live.
Hmmm what happened ahy??
How did we manage to completely embarrassed our self in-front of the rest of the world??
Saturday night out is a perfect example of where it all went wrong.
When you first walk out of the car park next to Weatherspoon's the only other company apart from ASDA to make its way into every town, village and back garden across the country, you enjoy the sight of a pissed up guy, age may vary, urinating in public all over his shoes.
Nice mate, and to think you probably will get laid tonight as well.
This is 10pm, its not looking like a great start.
Next you walk into the over crowded bar, which has the same layout wither its the St Austell branch or the Southampton branch you walk into.
"Here don't like change!"
Fight to get a drink amongst all the sad bastards who are there every week, wearing the same clothes as last time, desperately pissing their lives away. Including their hard earned cash.
No wonder no one can afford a fucking house, or they end up getting it repossessed.
I blame Jeramey Kyle, twat!!

But then it hits me, maybe its me, maybe I'm the one who needs to change???
Saturday night, I'm home by midnight, neither my mother or brother are in. Whats going on??
Is this called growing up, being an adult.
I hate my job, I hate my best friend, yet I can't help still love my best friend, my heads all over the place.
Ruuubbbbiiissshhhhh!

I think this 6 month escape has come just at the right time!

Love, Peace And Unity??

Dear diary,
Today I had this weird feeling going on. I’m not sure really how to explain it to be honest. If I had to try and some it up I’d say it’s a cross between; stepping back and taking a look at the world passing by and being really thankful for everything I’ve got.
Various things have brought this strange mood on; meeting up with old friends, reminding myself of what I mean to my friends who need me and most importantly who my real friends are.
Heavy stuff again today!
It’s just really funny I guess. I’ll be the first to admit, I can be a moody f**ker sometimes but everything has a reason why.
I can’t be happy all the time.
You know your friends from the leaches when you’ve been upset and down for awhile and you’re so called ‘Friends’ don’t even text or phone to see what’s wrong. It’s all about them 24/7.
It makes you think, why do I bother, but then is it worth falling out or confronting them about it?
Diary you’re not very good with dishing out the answers are you???
Or is it a test, do I have to work it out myself??
Maybe I’ll just text AQA, they have the answer to everything.
Hmmmmm I hate all this hazy thinking’ness.

Also on a completely different note, does anyone actually listen to BBC Radio 3? Or can anyone of you tell me the main orientation of the station; I mean it’s not exactly a cutting edge R&B channel is it?

I have to go for the good old hair cut tomorrow, the official ‘before winter’ tidy up. Which I’m going to be honest, I rather liked my longish, shake my head, hair. Maybe I’ll just go in and get it evened off not short back and sides.
Do I suit long hair???

Okay bedtime for me, and once again the phone remains silent!
Night everyone, safe dreams x x x

Eating Disorder??

Maybe its my profesion, or maybe its my unorganised lifestyle. I'm not sure but whatever it is, I don't eat properly!
Now I know that in 2008 its so easy to be diagnosed with something OTT, next we'll be getting Cancer from star light, but sometimes these boffs and health experts are right. Surely you should take a step back from the mirror once and awhile and ask yourself a few questions??
I was browsing around http://www.teenhelp.org/ recently, which I do often and for a change I had a quick go on the Eating Disorder section. Now tell me who out of people who read this today, eats 5 portions of fruit or veg a day, has a healthy breakfast or even has 3 meals a day???
I struggle to do anyone of them.
Which got me thinking, I do what the industry call, Binge Eat! Basically you skip regular meal times, don't eat all day, then munch out late at night.
Honestly apart from Bourbons with cups of tea, its a petrol station sandwich and some chocolate on the way home from work.
Maybe I'm over reacting, but ask yourself the same questions before you judge my ignorantness!

On a lighter note today, I had to attend my brothers so called parent & teacher day. What a load of BS that was! The 5 minutes spent in the delights of Penrice Community College, consisted of
"Hi I'm Nathan, parents are busy sorry"
"Yeah fine, Ry's good, thanks for coming"
"Cheers then bye"
What was the point?, So you can tick the parent/teacher box on the European funding box, well done!
Although I must say, Penrice being my old school, hasn't changed one bit, apart from the warning signs everywhere, telling you not to 'happy slap' or Youtube your friends. Dear god what has this country come to???

It's cold today and as I write my blog today, outside the sky is awash with yellow and orange colours, wow pretty little Cornwall.
Hmmmm maybe I should lay off the Mills and Boon books for a while??
Uh I hate no money Thursday, I have a whole day off with nothing to do. I spoke to Father today and he was going on about buying another project car before I leave, cutting that fine aren’t we dear???
And I quote,
"I'm not going to buy another one until January time"
Hmmm okay Daddy dear!

Dizzy for PriminitserYeah??

Chow x x

Fireworks Ahoi!

Oh my word, its fireworks night today and I didn't even notice until I got home and saw the calender. Do you remember being a kid, so excited about watching dad light the Tesco's finest fireworks pack in the back garden after school. Inviting the neighbours around to watch. Then there was the Professional displays like at Bishop Bronscum school, that Grandad used to take us to, now they were pretty amazing, and deep down I'd always secretly hope that one would crash into the crowed, killing somebody . . . Owwww the scandals!!

Its come around so quickly this year I now find myself doing nothing tonight, after work I might drive around and try and gate crash someone else's display,

"Hi there, don't mind me I'll be quiet"

I discovered last night that the all mighty Disney, cut a shower scene from there new movie, High School Musical 3, Senior Year. The ten second clip which is now available to buy on Ebay, pictures Zac Efron topless in the shower. Now I can understand that they cut it for the pure reason that its a kids film and maybe it might be depicted as slightly inappropriate, but I seriously think they should of ran with it. I bet you anything if they'd kept that scene in they would of doubled the audience at the cinema.

Why does Disney still have to live up to its, squeaky clean image??? This is 2008 the year of Knife crime, broken Britain, the credit crisis and now our first black US president.

Which brings me nicely onto my next topic.

Well done Mr Obama, I wish you every success in your presidency. I think you will actually bring the USA out of the dark ages and finally lead the world back into the right direction.

Wow this is a bit heavy today isn't it???

Maybe its because I've been up since 7am today and I'm peeking due to me eating a whole pack of processed cheese from Adli earlier this morning.

WWWWHHHHHUUUUUTTTT!

Here's something random for you if your bored today and can't find anything to watch/do. I'm not sure if many of you have heard of Robot Chicken, its normally on Bravo channel on Sky last at night as part of the [Adult Swim] collection. My word I think it is one of the funniest things on Tv at the moment. By the makers of Family Guy its random humor is right on my level, check it out and see what you think:-

That's it from me today, over and out!

Dreams Ahoi!

Well everybody, when we wake up tomorrow morning America will have its first black president.
I seriously hope he gets in and personally I think he will, although if I were him I’d be concerned for my safety. There has to be some people in the deep-south who are going to be really unhappy about having a black president, it’s a horrible thing to say, but in modern day America you’re going to need a lot of bullet proof glass. Maybe I’ve just watched too many episodes of 24.

9 days left at the delightful CBH, my word that has come around quickly, and I know I’ve probably said that about 69 million times on my blog but ahhhhhhh, another day ticks by without me noticing.
It also immerged today that ABC are finally killing off their hit TV show, “King Of The Kill”
The legendary show has been on the air waves for just over 13 years, bringing actress Britney Murphy her big break in the TV world.
“Ehhhhhh Propane!”

On a complelty different note, I had a f**king amazing dream last nigth. One of those type of dreams where you wake up and you have to ask yourself

"Was that real?"

I wish, I'm not going to gross you out with the details but, Wow!!!

I blame the Smart Price cream cheese before bedtime, I know what I'm going to be eatting again before I go off to sleep tonight!

Also the time has finally come to get my,
“I want Zac Efron Hair” style to hit the clippers. I don’t really want to have it all cut off but unfortunately at 2500ft there seems to be a lack of hair dressers. Oh well needs must and such!

Messy and fun, throwing mud at fat people . . . that has to be my favourite phrase of the day!

Right on that note, I think I should leave tatty bye've x x x

Sabrina The Teenage Witch??

Wow I haven't seen that program since, my gosh, 2003 maybe?
Sat in-doors this morning waiting for this, lovely couple to come and buy my other Fiesta I was pleasantly shocked that Sabrina was still being aired on Nickelodeon. Although I must say, wow MJH is looking ruff in this series. I'm guessing it was the last season before the shoe got axed back in 2006. I remember the days of coming home and watching Clerissa Explains it all, not that was American cheese at its best.
Now this is the type of modern day rubbish Nick is throwing out now . .
Genie in the house, my gosh its cringe worthy!!


Hmmmmm good luck with that. .
It was Barry off of the kitchens leaving party last night, thank you for all those people who showed up. Yesterday I spent most of my time in and out of work perfecting our Goodbye Video, as promised, here it is in all its New Laptop Camera glory . . .

Not bad ah??
The time for me to leave is loom'ing ever closer, I only have 11 days left at Carlyon Bay now, how exciting.
Maybe more later if I'm bored x x x

Its All About T-Lax

Yes thats right its all about T-Lax.
Katy Perry, off of Bi-sex fame has done it again. Its like she lives in my head and understands exsactly what I mean when I say, yep!
Not only is this song rather good, if you listen to the lyrics it all makes sense.
Tom Alex Wise this song was made about you . . .

Don't worry if you don't understand much, It all makes perfectness in my head.

So I can't stay long I'm affraid as I need to be at Barry off of the kitchen's last night out, in Par. Not just in Par but in Cornwall, it just happens to be in Par . . . Moving on!
So I discovered today that I have a unique talent for making and directing lame videos using only my 0.3 megapixal webcam.
I'll post the results for you tomorrow,
Laters all x x x

Gutted!!!

Hmmmm I've just seen the music video for 'Love Shy' by Platnum, what a waste of camera film that is!!

Uhhhh I'm not happy today at all. Last night some RETARD off of St Blazey reversed into my baby Fiesta. There wasn't that much damage and I do have all the replacement parts in the garage, but the perfectly sprayed bumper is cracked and there's a bit missing!
Nooooooo she'll never look the same unless I respray the whole front of the car.
Poor girl!!!
I blame Pulse 8, the hatred of my life! Damn that place!
It was quite a good night last night, with all the local celebrities out braving the cold weather.
This was the state I was in last night, Mmmmmm Attractive!


What is it about Britney Spears???
She's been in the business what, 6 years??
Man she's still HOT!! Is it just me who thinks that?? Her latest video confirms this, Britney has always been stunning in my eyes, but she's still off the Giga counter if you ask me.
Goooooooood Actual Morning!! See what you think??
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=00VEwTtD2N8

Ha Ha yesterday, apart from the events of the evening, was actually rather funny. Not only did I go and give blood, persuade Dan to give blood and Buy lots of random Animal stuff, I finally bought my suitcase. I think I may go as far as saying,
"I'm three quarters of the way ready now"
But don't quote me on that okay??

So tonight's action plan, Blanket, X factor and fire place sorted.
Laters people x x