Bring Back Sunday!

No really!

It occurred to me today, whilst I was mildly swaying from side to side this morning, that Sunday nights are really really really lame now!

This time last year after work at about 10pm the entire kitchen staff, restaurant staff and even some of the management would hastily finish work and wonder down to our local pub (The Holmbush)
We'd have a quick blast at the karaoke, a bit of team building and sometimes even engage in a bit of human interaction, if you catch my drift.

BUT not anymore. . . . Not only has the Karaoke dried up, the team bonding and the social banter has completely been destroyed!

Crappy'ness!

Soooooo in response to this realisation I have taken it upon myself, as a duty to my fellow work colleagues and for the good of society to "Bring Back Sunday Night"

Sunday's should be all about relaxing with your friends over a cool drink and having a laugh, what else were Sunday's made for???

. . . oh and Jesus I suppose but that's a whole different kettle of fish!

Times are hard for everyone, lets not make it any worse . . . . Who's with me????

I have amazingly cold feet today! Can alcohol effect your feet temperature?

Last night ended up in Plymouth instead of Truro, completely different ends of the county I know, but it was actually rather good. And to top it all off I felt ammmzzzzzzz'in this morning on only an hours sleep. Yeah hardcore Whoop Whoop!

As if by magic the underpants gnomes that I think are living under my wardrobe, have finally returned my Animal baseball cap. Seriously I've been looking bloody everywhere for that for about 6 days and then as if my some form of black magic it appeared on my bedroom floor. What's going on???

They still have my nice Animal belt AND the nice jeans mum bought for me for my birthday! If the underpants gnomes are reading this can I have them back soon please???

Three more breakfasts to go and then it's mega drunken, late night, partyness for me. I can't wait to get a lye in on Thursday morning. Although according to Mr R Brend I am wicked at breakfast . . . . why thanks very much!

Spooks ahoy, laters people x x x

Complete Nothingness???

I don't actually have any Hollyoaks spoilers, but you did come back!
Well done to you.
I mean maybe I could guess at some, errrrrrrrrr Nuclear bomb destroys the local shop causing John Paul to get pregnant but then dies of radiation poisoning, induced by a swarm of pissed off bees???
Do I get the job????
Nope didn't think so moving on . . . .

So just a quick one from me today as I'm on my way out for a bit of clubbing action before work at 6am!

I really didn't know what to say today, I do have a funny story to tell you tomorrow, but I'm just waiting for the pictures to go with it.
Nothing really amazing happened today and I didn't fancy boring you with mindless dribble, for a change.
Sooooooooooooooo i thought I'd turn "Greg James's Mp3 Game" into a similar stylie for YouTube. Basically I viewed as many video's I could in a list and scored down and down and down until someone said stop and then copied the embedded link. Today's stopper person was Collin off of my next door neighbour,

And here we have it . . . .
I think its one of the many new songs from the shinny new, revamped Thomas And Friends.
Formally known as Thomas The Tank Engine.

So there you go, I hope you enjoined that? Hands in the air, waving along, jazz hands the lot yeah?

Excellent okay well same time tomorrow shall we???? Enjoy your evening I know I Shall x x

What's Wrong With These People??

The weekend is upon us, fiiiinnnally and I must say I'm in a bit of a party mood.

There's quite a bit of good Tv on this weekend, lots of good films, another instalment of the Xfactor'ness and all rounded off by Spooks code 9 the penultimate episode on Sunday. The only down side to all of this is that stupid DFS advert. Okay I know DFS are just trying to make some money, I mean it can't be easy selling sofas, how many can one household own in a lifetime? But there does seam to be a sale every bloody weekend. So answer me this, do they really have to use such retarded adverts such as the latest one (featured above) with random old grannies and an ethnic cross section of the population dancing like twats! All I can say is I hope it pays off, then they can stop playing them every 5 fucking minutes!!!

Hmmmmm rant over, back to partying. Although I'm working this weekend, I still get my evenings off so that means spending some quality time in the clubs this weekend. L2 on Saturday could be happening and I'm even considering a rave on Sunday, can't say where but rumor has it its going to me amazing! I'll let you know if I go. Apart from that I'm a little short on ideas, would anybody care to contribute some suggestions? I'm all ears . . .

Right rant back on . . . . I would also like to declare my passionate hate for budgies! They are the most annoying and pointless creatures, well birds at least, that people keep as pets! WHY??? All they do is tweet all fucking day when you least want them too, they don't preform any tricks and there's no comical repeating of your phrases "Where's my pants" etc . . . My bro had three and they're slowly dying off, he only has one left now and I'm pretty sure I've convinced him not to replace them when the last one dies. It doesn't even have a name for fuck sake! Get a gold fish or something, lovely and quiet!

Right I'm off for a bit of a home made curry action, more cooking . . . fantastic!

I've got some great Hollyoaks spoilers for you tomorrow! Come back soon x x

Seagull Diarehia, My Pink Tariners And The £10,000 Game!

Ahhhhhh the new Ford Fiesta is out in September . . . Dad you know how I'm not going to be here for Christmas again this year, well I've found my present.
Not only is it an amazing car (because its a Fiesta) but its tax less, cheap to insure and full of goodies which come as standard. Bluetooth, mobile phone keypad, keyless start. Pure dirty hooker sex that's the best way to describe it really. Amazingness!!!

Speaking of Fiesta's, my little baby has been brutally vandalised by seagulls, in the car park of work today. Not only did the bast*rds crap all over it I think one may of actually exploded. If not its been digging through the local curry house's bins because there is so much Dodie its unreal! Thanks that's another £3 at Tesco car wash. Do you think there's any way I can get my money back from them, maybe invoice the hotel or the RSPB or something?
As I write my blog this afternoon; some random bloke in his million pound house has burnt it to the ground and done a disappearing act on the world? That's a bit of a waste isn't it? I think the insurance company might notice when he claims hes dead when his actually not! Didn't think that one through did you sunshine!

Can we talk about my trainers??? Okay for those of you who don't know, I own an sick pair of pink Vans. They're a bit tat I'll give you that, I've had them for about a year now but never really worn them like that. So about a week ago I dug them out of my wardrobe and gave them a whirl.
Jesus, Jessica and Mary-Kate, I haven't heard the last of it still. The Boi's at work thought they were rubbish, Mum said they were different and even some little kid in Asda asked his mum "Whys that man wearing girls shoes" . . . Rude!
I think they're awesome no matter what anyone says! Bbbllllyuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp to you little kid, lets hope your parents don't split up and Daddy has to move away for good yeah!

On that note I think I'd better leave, but before I go I've got to share this with you all.
I found a quality web page with lots of different slang words and their descriptions, there are some gems on there. Here's one of my favourites

"Nap-sack :- When your balls stick to your leg...and takes a long napp....."

Nice, chow for now x x

Mushrooms Are Well Evil And I Love Pants!!

And this link proves it!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/2633202/Mushrooms-cause-second-mid-air-emergency-for-Ryanair-jet.html

One quick question, why the hell did someone carry mushroom, no wait, any form of soup in their hand luggage? And how did the airline allow it through anyways? Oh on our hols hmmmmm what do we need??? Sun cream, condoms, money, passport and "ohhh honey don't forget the mushroom soup!"
Uhhhhhhhhh thick! . . .

Can I just say now?, how disappointed I am with Basshunter off of the "All I Ever Wanted!" That song is bloody ammmmmmmzzzzzzzzzzz'in and now I've heard the rest of his album. Not good people! I really didn't want it to be a two hit wonder but it looks that way to me. Shocking!!!! If anyone wants a copy I'm selling burnt versions for a £1 each. ONLY JOKING MR IPO!
Please don't come to my house an arrest me!

Apparently summer is going to be here soon according to some boff's off of the Met office. So I'm heading off to Anne's Cottage on Friday to stock up on new shorts and flip flops. My theory is they all be going on the cheap because the shops are all bringing in the winter stock already. Roll on rain coats and salopettes I say. Any thoughts???

On a completely different note, you know when you buy new underwear or at least when your in the underwear shop and a fucking amazing pair of under crackers catches your sight? Do you buy them even though you have like a thousand pairs already?
I generally think I have an underwear fetish, not only on other people but my own pairs as well! Seriously my brother and I were shopping this weekend, trying to pass time, when I found some amazing pants which I just had to buy. Ry couldn't understand it because I own like thirty sets already!
Is that normal??? How many pairs of pants does everybody else own?
I feel slightly embarrassed now!!!!!



Send me some pictures of your pants yeah???

Real Boi's, Kiss Boi's!

. . . . Well I think they do anyway!

So not only did I go to a wedding this weekend, I also managed to get onto Radio one, possibly re-awaken a family feud and see an amazing car crash!
Not bad ahy?
Hello everybody how art thou? Thheeeewwww what a weekend I've just had, after Scott mills went bloody crazy whilst reading my text out on Friday nights floor fillers (7minutes in) I got stuck in a thirty minutes traffic jam on the A30, right at the front, thanks to a car crash. It was pretty graphic, front row seats, it was like being on Holby City!

Whilst I was away the second episode of the amazing X factor was on. I thought some of the people on there were rather funny, but I couldn't help think its all the same white stuff now. I mean you've got the sob story, check, the bloody loonies, check, and the undiscovered talent . . . errrr check. I'm sure this sounds familiar. To top it off its on until christmas now, dear god its only August.

Speaking of God, has anyone been to church recently??? Whilst at the church this week I was rather shocked at that the impression I had of "Church" was some what different from what I experienced.
To start off with they had a band? Were talking drum, bass, keyboard, guitar and vocals. The drummer was a ten year old. A laptop linked to an OHP, which brought up lyrics to all the songs.
The vicar had clearly taken an overdose of Pro Plus or something because he was bouncing up and down and waving his arms around, with his wireless microphone system.
I mean hello??? what happened to church, when did it get so hip and dare I say it . . . Enjoyable!
Eeeeeekkkkkk! Did I just say that?

At work today I was so busy I made the world recored raw egg stack, I can't prove its a world recorded or if there is one, but if there is, how lame.
Picture in closed . . . I thought it was rather good!

On YouTube earlier I was surprised to find that the new Mamma Mia film isn't getting as many bad feed backs as I thought it might! It was rather shocking I must say, although I didn't pay to see it, but if I had paied I'd probably be more pissed!

Sooooo I thought I'd show you how the pro's do it.
Take note Tom Hanks!



Laters People x x x

Off To See The Wizard . . .

So just a quick one as I have to jump into a moving car in a few moments and hurtle towards Bridgewater for the big wedding of the year.

Its been a pretty amazzzzzz'in day today actually. The sun is shinning, I have lots of new clothes and i discovered I have 163 friends on facebook today. Wow I didn't even know I had half that!
Go me yahhaayyyyhhhhh!
High 5 anybody . . . . ???? No okay moving on!

So I was thinking; does anybody know anyone famous and half good looking who lives in Somerset, maybe its worth having a celeb tied up in my cupboard at home????
Answers to my email please.
Right I better dash before mum drags me out the house by my ears! Before I go can I just declare to everybody who's anybody or even if your a nobody . . .
Nathan two, Alex one . . . Ha Ha Ha I'll explain all soon!
Wish me luck at the wedding!

x x x

Dementia Is Setting In!

Oh my actual gosh!!!!!!

I can't believe its Thursday already, I'm pretty sure it was Sunday yesterday.
I'm now convinced that I have Dementia. This bloody wedding is getting ever and ever closer by the minute! Not only have I discovered that my tie clashes dramatically with my amazing shirt, but now my rather smart shoes are missing as well . . . . Uhhhh crappyness!
To top it all off, the tracking on the fiesta decided to fly off the handle on the way home this evening, 48 hours before I have to drive to Bridgewater on my own! Awesome more expense thank you very much wheel of misfortune!
Ha ha ha, would that be hosted by Mattew Kelly? Hmmmm . . . . Answers on a post card please!


The radiator finally arrived today for the fiesta restoration project I'm three quarters of the way through, in the garage. After getting down and very dirty, due to the lack of rubber gloves in our so called garage, the big moment finally came, turn the key . . . ummmm nothing!
NO PETROL! Ruuubbbbiiissshhhh!


I had a flipp'in wierd morning at work for the first few hours today. A couple of waitresses felt the unburning urge to tell me about their pyjamas. Something to do with buying lots of pairs for university because of their house share. Does anyone even wear Pj's anymore? If so why choose Pj's over sexy lingerie especially if your at Uni? But then it made me think, wearing pyjamas might be sexy. Maybe it adds to the foreplay, stringing the whole sex experience out a few fantastic more minutes.
BUT on reflection I still personally think as Pj's as a childish thing, putting the two together . . . . Dangerously perverted!
All this at 7am . . . . Phhhuuutttttt to much!

I Think Someone May Of Pissed Off God!

Good evening world . . .

So I just got home and flipped on good old Sky News. Amongst all the bloody adverts for life insurance and Foxy bingo they finally brought up the headlines.
Ummmmm okay what a day of doom its been today.
First there's the crash of flight JK 5022 in Madrid which I've got to say is pretty sick! Almost everybody died when it was taking off, lots of fire and all in plain view of the airport terminal.
Yeah nice, more material for the National Geographic Channel . . . Although I must say I do enjoy those programs. "A routine flight from Madrid international ends in high level drama when . . . ."
Well you get the picture!

Meanwhile in the Olympics some poor guy broke his arm in the weightlifting championships.
You train every day for the majority of your life spending day and night in the gym neglecting your family and friends for that one moment in your Olympic career and then it all goes wrong!
Wow he must have done something bad in a past life . . . rapist??
I've attached the video for you to cringe at like I did . . . Owwwww I hope he's got Bupa health care.






Speaking of such people Gary Glitter continues to breath, which is a sin in its self if you ask me. If in God's great arrangement of Karma and final destination style death plan, you kind of hope that, you know if people have to die could it not maybe, possibly be the slightly more eviler ones than the others???
That reminds me what do you think about Boris Johnson??
I think the guy is an absolute legend, even though he blatantly is barking mad. After a quick search of the news channels and the Internet its seams clear to me that not many people like him. Not his policy's more the guy.
The man is a walking Tv show waiting to happen, like the Osborns or something. Can't we just let him be PM for a couple months purely for the entertainment value? I can see it now bouncy castles for everyone!

Finally amongst all the doom and gloom today, which after yesterday I was surprised at, work was pretty cool today. The boss was in a randomly euphoric mood, service went really smoothly and to top it off Krisy gave me a potato shaped heart! Everyone’s a winner!
As for the guy with the tool box from last night, turned out he was here to fit a new gear box for the Peugeot . . . yeah well good luck with that!

That’s attractively it but I’ll leave you with something to mull over in the back of your mind . . . "Is Karma just the reflection of your past actions?

Goodnight everybody x

Wet Feet, Upset And Greg James??

Hooooowwwwddddoooooooooo!

I'm feeling slightly hyper at this current moment so apologies if your not feeling all blue smartie'fied yourself!

Global warming yeah? Slightly hypocritical don't you think? With all this so called "warming" the planets heating up, the sea levels are rising and twenty years from now we're all going to be living underwater like Sharky and George off of Cartoon Network.

Errrr stop the car Daddy, parts of Ireland are living underwater as I write this! Its the middle of August and its Pissing down with rain outside. Where is the warming part in all this???

That crisps advert with Gary Lineker where he pulls Britain to the Mediterranean with fu*k loads of boats might be a good idea!

Anybody got a boat I can borrow?? . . . No really!

Today I made an amazing mistake, making myself look like a right idiot! My cousin is getting married on Saturday and naturally the whole family is invited. Mum is all excited because she hasn't been to a real wedding for ages and deep down I think my brother is even excited. A fifteen year old builder excited about a wedding . . . Hmmmm?

Anyway I thought it was next month so didn't get the time off work eeekkkk! Lots of frowning and disapproved looks from many of my fellow team players at work when I broke the news that I wasn't coming in on Saturday morning!

All I can say is thank the holly lord for Kristian Lee! All though I do have a mega mega, make up, IOU over my head now!

SORRY EVERYONE for being such an unorganised Muppet!

So before I started the good old breakfast shift this morning, the normal 6-3 shift routine began. The alarm clock goes off a good half an hour before I actually have to get up, so I can lie in bed and listen to the radio.

Anyone who is awake at that time of the morning will realise that on BBC Radio 1 its the early breakfast show with Greg James. He is a funny guy actually, more funny that some of the outer Dj's on Prime time!

Annnyyyyways, poor Greg is defiantly the stations bitch at the moment, not only did he do a 6 hour show on Sunday night, but he covered Scott Mill's show on Monday afternoon and then back to his normal slot Tuesday morning 4am!]

Poor guy, he must either really love radio (Get get paid fantastically) or the guy is a bit of a push over!

Keep the good work up Greg, just don't die of exhaustion yeah mate Britain needs you!

. . . . . Okay some random has just walked into the room with a tool box demanding to see my gear box, looks like today wasn't all bad???

I'll let you know what happens tomorrow!