Ahhhhhh the new Ford Fiesta is out in September . . . Dad you know how I'm not going to be here for Christmas again this year, well I've found my present.
Not only is it an amazing car (because its a Fiesta) but its tax less, cheap to insure and full of goodies which come as standard. Bluetooth, mobile phone keypad, keyless start. Pure dirty hooker sex that's the best way to describe it really. Amazingness!!!
Speaking of Fiesta's, my little baby has been brutally vandalised by seagulls, in the car park of work today. Not only did the bast*rds crap all over it I think one may of actually exploded. If not its been digging through the local curry house's bins because there is so much Dodie its unreal! Thanks that's another £3 at Tesco car wash. Do you think there's any way I can get my money back from them, maybe invoice the hotel or the RSPB or something?
As I write my blog this afternoon; some random bloke in his million pound house has burnt it to the ground and done a disappearing act on the world? That's a bit of a waste isn't it? I think the insurance company might notice when he claims hes dead when his actually not! Didn't think that one through did you sunshine!
Can we talk about my trainers??? Okay for those of you who don't know, I own an sick pair of pink Vans. They're a bit tat I'll give you that, I've had them for about a year now but never really worn them like that. So about a week ago I dug them out of my wardrobe and gave them a whirl.
Jesus, Jessica and Mary-Kate, I haven't heard the last of it still. The Boi's at work thought they were rubbish, Mum said they were different and even some little kid in Asda asked his mum "Whys that man wearing girls shoes" . . . Rude!
I think they're awesome no matter what anyone says! Bbbllllyuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp to you little kid, lets hope your parents don't split up and Daddy has to move away for good yeah!
On that note I think I'd better leave, but before I go I've got to share this with you all.
I found a quality web page with lots of different slang words and their descriptions, there are some gems on there. Here's one of my favourites
"Nap-sack :- When your balls stick to your leg...and takes a long napp....."
Nice, chow for now x x
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