So?

Air Force One?
Yeah I can't really remember this film but its on Sky Thriller right now feature Harrison Ford. I think it must be a special celebrate him day or something as I've just watched one of the four scheduled Indiana Jones films on today. I'm thinking there's a few pennies coming his way this weekend!

Speaking of weekend, what are we all up to please??
I, rather unexpectedly have the longest weekend off in history. Thursday afternoon to Tuesday morning, all thanks to the Crown Court Justice system. Thank you my Lord.
Jimmy Carr LIVE at the hall for Cornwall on Monday night, can't actually wait for that :-)
Also last nights cheeky little house party in Trelowth was flipp'in LUSH! Thanks to all the "cool and popular" members of the CHB club for being there. Although I feel my little friend Barry could of done with being more drunk please, that's what parties are for right?

Amy Winehouse is meant to be doing a duet with Lady G . . . Seriously GaGa?? Don't let that crack whore bitch ruin a good thing please.

Is it me or is anyone else extrememly paranoid about their eBay feedback score? I've had a perfect 100% for FIVE YEARS now and although I like to consider myself a rather good eBayer, I'm just waiting for that bitter twisted son of bitch to come along and fuck it all up!
And PayPal, uhhhhh don't even get me started with those losers. What company who say they are "loyal" to all their customers cuts people off until they randomly upload some of their most person and sensitive account information. Boy did I have some strong words with them over the phone yesterday . . . . Bastards!
Yeah . . .

Oh just a quick message to who ever the hell it is leaving stupid comments about some SHIT website you've found which is really great . . . DON'T okay. Myself and my fellow readers of NathanielBenjamin,com don't give a flying fuck about it okay? The comment box is purely for comments about the blog.
Prick . . .

On a lighter note, come dine with me down under, that's pretty amazing. You catch it on Discovery Real Time on Sky and randomly Channel 4 when it suits them. There's no Dave Lamb, which is rather a shame, but the Ozzies, as always do things on a much more outrageous scale.
Check it out please :-)

Oh What's Reoccurring?

"You could be the DJ, I could be the dance floor, you can get up on me!"
That's JLS there with their number one single The Club Is Alive. . . . Rather rude don't you think?

Hi Blog fans, sorry for taking so long getting back online. Its just been such a crazy week. Twilight was ON! Birthday madness was ON! and then high drama at work! Like I said, a crazy week.
BUT its okay I'm here now!

So what has turning another year older brought me this year please?
Well like Bella off of Twilight, I can't help but feel its just another year STILL not knowing what the hell to do with myself. Sarah Marie PLEASE come back already. But no "ICS You Can" jokes, thank you.
One day, hopefully before I turn 30 (Heaven forbid!) I may actually have the answer to this question.
I can't be dealing with anymore fried eggs and bacon, I'm telling you!

Paulo Nutini is ON! tomorrow evening at the Eden Project and this lucky mother, managed to BLAG free tickets :-) Thanks to my connections. I can't wait, I have a feeling he's going to be actual amazing. You don't have to be middle class to listen to Paulo, no sir!

Gavin and Stacey are BACK! . . . Well nearly!
Rumors have it that the cast will be filming a one off show, just to catch up with the characters.
SO LUSH, I can't wait!

Thank F**k the world cup is over. I'd just like to take this opportunity to say thanks to all our England players who have publicly apologized for wasting our time, money and hopes when they returned home. . . .
OH NO WAIT, they all buggered off on holiday and didn't mention jack shit! Thanks guys, don't worry we haven't forgotten how pathetic you all were!

People have started saying OMLG, (Oh My Lady Gaga!)
I ♥♥♥ this. Its amazing. I have a feeling that her forthcoming new album is going to be ground breaking. I can still listen to Fame Monster either on my iPod or very drunk in L2 and it never gets old.
Gold bless that women :-)

Ahhhhh serious TV Sky+ clash tonight! There are 4 programs I want to watch/record tonight. Someone needs to invent a Sky ++. Oh god, now I've just seen an advert for "Undercover Boos" that looks amazing as well! Uhhhhhh I thought Summer time TV was meant to be rubbish. Damn you TV!
I'm having a geeky moment by watching the Concorde's Las Flight on Channel 4.
Man I love planes! I let you into a secret, if you 100% airplane geek like myself you NEED to check this website out http://flightradar24.com/
I'm not even going to explain, because people, you just wouldn't understand unless you care :-)

Okay I'm totally waffling on now, soooooooo catch you soon yeah??
Remember OMLG!
Love Peeps x x

I'd be good in a lighthouse!

Is it me or is Twitter almost always on "Twitter is over capacity"?? I mean come on, you'd think they'd buy some more servers or whatever it is that keeps the world wide web switched on.
This wouldn't happen on Facebook! 


Alright Blog Slags? What's new in your world, com'on I'd love to know :-)
Toyota? No wonder you've brought out a new 5 year warranty on all your new cars, because recently you can't seam to build them properly. What's cheaper, several thousand law suits or a few free sessions at your dealerships. Hmmmmm I wonder?


As we're having a nice little chat together, Japan and Paraguay are hitting the first World Cup penalty shoot outs. I'll let you know how they get on.


Mnnnnn-Eminem's Brand New album, Recovery was out last Monday and on Sunday it hit the big Number One spot on the official album chart. If you haven't already been out to your local ASDA and invested in it, I strongly recommend it. Even if your not a big fan of this guy and his older work, this album is pretty generic and a bit of a crowed pleaser.
Here is my favorite track on the album, which will be the next one to hit our radios in a month or so's time.
Featuring Rihanna, this is "Love the way you lie"





Film and a Pizza tonight I think. That's going to be my plan for this evening. Work is its usual self. Ticking over nicely with and without the normal dramas. 
If I were to choose my all time favorite job, that if I had the chance, would jump at. I think it would have to be either a light house keeper or the guy who tells the police how the plane crashed. Two very random jobs, both completely different from cooking bacon and eggs I know, but how amazing? I mean yes light houses can be very lonely places, but I think with a half decent broadband connection and some Sky+ how hard could it be?
And the plane crash thing, thats just indescribably cool. Yeah 200 people died because the mechanic missed a bolt in the tail fin. That's why it crashed.
Clever shit :-)


Ohhhhhh there goes Japan from the World Cup. Hello Paraguay.
Ah what do I care, I don't even like football.


Until next time peeps :-)
XOXO


P.s Hi Ian